• A short History of Social Engineering

    A short History of Social Engineering

    The grand parade of social engineering – that pernicious attempt by self-appointed saviors to mold society according to their whims! Let us embark on a journey through this cesspool of misguided benevolence and thinly veiled manipulation, shall we? From the Settlement House Movement to the modern-day digital charlatans, social engineering has donned many masks, each

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  • The Folly of “Teaching” Empathy

    The Folly of “Teaching” Empathy

    Empathy, that darling of the educational establishment, has become a ghoul that haunts our schoolhouses, devouring reason and objectivity with each passing day. The notion that we must “teach” our children this nebulous concept is as misguided as it is scientifically absurd. Let us be clear: empathy is not some magical elixir to be dispensed

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  • On the Need to Turn Out High School Lawyers

    On the Need to Turn Out High School Lawyers

    For too long, public schools have been peddling pablum while neglecting the true essentials of a citizen’s education. It’s high time we revolutionize our curriculum to arm our youth with the weapons of knowledge they’ll need to navigate the treacherous waters of our legal system. Let us be clear: By the time a student dons

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  • Some thoughts on medical tyranny

    Some thoughts on medical tyranny

    Let us confront the GRAND DELUSION that has befallen our medical establishment! Once bastions of reason, these white-coated charlatans have succumbed to a most pernicious affliction: believing their own balderdash. Gone are the days when a doctor could ponder life’s great mysteries over a fine cigar. No, now we are subjected to the tyranny of

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  • Smoking hysteria has gripped this nation since the 1980s and the people are sicker for it

    Smoking hysteria has gripped this nation since the 1980s and the people are sicker for it

    Kennedy’s dodge about healthcare as a human right during his confirmation hearing, and the entire line of questioning, reveals the intellectual bankruptcy of our nation. The smoking hysteria that’s gripped this nation since the 1980s isn’t just wrong – it’s a full-blown assault on human physiology. Humans are fire creatures. We’ve been burning and inhaling

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  • $50 Federal Minimum Wage Is as American as Apple Pie

    $50 Federal Minimum Wage Is as American as Apple Pie

    HOLD ONTO YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL HATS because I’m about to drop a TRUTH BOMB that’ll shake the very foundations of our economic system! We’ve got CORPORATE PARASITES masquerading as job creators. WELFARE QUEENS in Armani suits have their greedy mitts deep in the public coffers while their workers are left begging for scraps at the welfare

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  • The Constitution doesn’t guarantee the right to obscene profits

    The Constitution doesn’t guarantee the right to obscene profits

    Today we confront a CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS of epic proportions. The so-called “minimum wage” has become a MAXIMUM INSULT to the dignity of American workers. And don’t even get me started on the FESTERING WOUND of modern slavery that continues to infect our great nation. It’s time to lance this boil and cauterize it with the

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  • WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ECONOMIC LIBERTY!

    WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ECONOMIC LIBERTY!

    Today we discuss the ECONOMIC LIBERATION of the American worker. The $50 minimum wage isn’t some pie-in-the-sky liberal fantasy. It’s PURE, UNADULTERATED ECONOMIC FREEDOM! Our Founders didn’t risk their lives and fortunes so we could scrape by on poverty wages. They envisioned a nation of PROSPERITY. Some lily-livered bureaucrats will tell you a $50 minimum

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  • The Company Town (and another call for a fifty-dollar minimum wage)

    The Company Town (and another call for a fifty-dollar minimum wage)

    The company town! That grand experiment in corporate feudalism, now reincarnated in the unholy trinity of penal labor, affordable housing, and the modern workplace. Let us embark on a journey through this cesspool of misguided benevolence and thinly veiled exploitation, shall we? From the textile mills of Lowell to the coal mines of Appalachia, company

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  • On matters of predatory employment practices and a fifty-dollar federal minimum wage

    On matters of predatory employment practices and a fifty-dollar federal minimum wage

    Today, we confront a question that strikes at the very foundation of our Republic: whether businesses may profit at the expense of the liberty and dignity of their employees. Let me be unequivocal: NO BUSINESS is entitled to profit by trampling on the constitutional guarantees of freedom, fairness, and economic justice. The proposal for a

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